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Top Secret! For your eyes only! You will be amazed what this figurine can do for you! It can manufacture manure to make fertilizer for your plants! GREAT! BULL-SHIT!
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1. Where is my home's mountain star #8, located? 2. Please wait for your Geomancer to place this sign at the correct spot! Easy isn't it?
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1. Imagine, if there is a signage to represent a home at a "T-Junction"; and if this sign was done up by a Geomancer; do you know how the sign would look like?
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I just realised that my main entrance door faces a staircase. Is this considered inauspicious?
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Help! Our toilet is located at our prosperous sector! Please help? Our geomancer says, place a sign that makes that sector look fat and prosperous! ARE U MAD????
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Why are you staring so hard at my bed-head frame? Are you surpised at something? Don't worry! Both myself and spouse are still around...
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According to my ba zi; I am a weak wood person. The geomancer says that I am like a small plant needs water to grow bigger and stronger.. Is this true?
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Many brightly coloured toads are poisonous! So is this one! Keep clear! Use your money productively! Bring your family for aholiday instead!
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Why not? Why donate all your money to people selling Feng Shui products using the name of Feng Shui? These con-artists have no shame to deprive our family of quality life! When the buying stops, the selling can!
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Finally, the three wisemen have followed the star thru the silk road.. and will reach China soon... How will they react when they finally meet : Fu Lu Shou?
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What is the 6th Chinese Zodiac sign? Is it the : Pig, Dog, Cat, Lion, Kangaroo or the Ostrich?
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If you like to twitter, please go ahead! Make my day!
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Can you help me? Why must I open the door slowly? What is the consequence if I open the door fast?
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Is it space clearing or water wealth position...
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Besides placing a water feature, keeping clear space is a close equivalent of having a "water feature"....
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We had recently moved in to our new Accident & Emergency (A & E) clinic on 5th May. Our new address is: Block 5, 5th Avenue Hospital Road. Zip code: 555555. Our hospital building is known as: #5 Misfortune / Sickness building. Guess what! This new A & E has record "sales". Yes, we have overwhelming demand for your service; thus the "sales".
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1. Many people especially the rich continue to hire geomancers that help to make your property better then the rest. 2. What better way is to apply Quantum Leap in Feng Shui. In order for a property be it a home or building to achieve quantum leap:- 2.1. Often it is built from scratch; 2.2. It is able to "SUCK" wealth from the neighbouring buildings... 3. The law cannot do anything; as this is not illegal! Thus justice has to be blind to this activity!
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1. I don't have Heaven Luck (ba zi) i.e. not born with a silver spoon! 2. Equally, I don't have good Earth luck (Feng Shui) luck at all! 3. What I have is human or man luck! I always make it a habit to be happy and smile alot... Is'nt this worth more than money can buy?
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Cantonese dialect group really despise numbers with 4 in it. 4 = die. Thus 444 = die, die, die. And 4444 = must surely die!
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1. There are exceptional homes that can enjoy Quantum Leap in Feng Shui. 2. Unfortunately, there are many other homes that are equivalent of a 10 year run down car. No matter how much one revv or try to improve the home, it still may remain run-down...
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It is very frustrating to meet a wishy-washy person, in particular a boss that makes wishy-washy decisions or none at all!
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Today is my very inauspicious day... and I am driving.. or told that I should drive safely and keep to speed limits. And the night before, havesufficient rest. If not, I am suppose to take taxi rides, instead.
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I tried to become an air-force pilot so that I can wear a blue jacket! But, was not accepted by the air-force. Thus no choice, I don't like being a policeman; so I became a postman.
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Help me! My son reguarly gets into fights! He plays truant from school. He mixes with bad company. His study is getting from bad to worse! He made a girl pregnant. He ran away from home recently. Haven't seen him for nearly two weeks! Can someone help me, please! I beg you!
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Feng Shui can help to aid in conception or for those trying to have children.
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