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Oops! Sorry, this is a non-Chinese thing! Guess which country it originates from...
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This symbol represents: Love, Health & Happiness! Oh! no, my car uses keyless entry; my condo unit uses proximity card access and my office uses digital lock! How huh? How to obtain Love, Health & Happiness!
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Do you know what a gate of purification; looks like? Many of us may have seen it in some of the "street fighter" type of games.....have you seen one close?
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Feng Shui friendly: The Deng Xiaoping class of aircraft carriers: 1. Auspicious dates must be chosen for start of foundation work, renovation, first time on-board and move-in to work at the ship. 2. Flying Star Feng Shui must be used to improve on the "wealth" and "luck" of the aircraft carrier. 3. Aircraft carrier must be installed with the start of the art Chinese Luopan and the captain must be a qualified Geomancer. The Geomancer must have had work experience auditing a home, a shop, a factory, a shopping complex and also must have Feng Shuied a town or city project. (The town or city project is equivalent to or similar to the aircraft carrier. 4. The Deng Xiao…
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What more do you want? My academic Geomancer, has read and studied that sites where we can see the dragon embracing the tiger (in a gentle embrace) is considered some of the best lands around. Unfortunately, the Geomancer is not a practicing person. He is what you called a book worm type of non-hands on person. Not all business, can succeed! In fact in many instances 8 out of 10 business ventures fail within a year or two! Feng Shui is not a cure all! What? A hotel in the middle of a deserted desert! Are you mad?
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This is a new range of Chinese aircraft carriers to rival the American "George Bush" class of aircraft carriers. The design follows the modular system of the American "Bill Clinton" and Monica L. class of "sex" related ships. As China had banned Geomancy for the past 60 years.. China found foreign talent: Talented Geomancers from the region to help mann their war ships. Why a Geomancer? Why not? A Geomancer once wanted to be a ship's captain. The Chinese government top offical asked him a simple question: " If you can cite one good example of how your current job is related to being a Ship's captain, youwill get the job". The Geomancer simplyutters a word: " TH…
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Are you building your dream home? Is there such things as a cannot buy or stay - type of home? Hunted house? Problem house?
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Can a partial damaged wall still be able to activate a Mountain Star? YES or NO?
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I survived the impact! Luckily the force of the impact is equivalent to a #2 force and not the dreaded #5 Five Yellow force. If the force is of five yellow, I would be in my grave now!
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When things don't go right, your ex-partner may just drop you a bombshell!
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1. Studies found that between a toilet seat and a PC keyboard; the PC keyboard was found to have more types of germs than the toilet seat itself! 2. Remember to clean your PC Keyboard regularly! And wash your hands before eating food! 3. In addition, this PC does not allow any YELLOW screen background to be used else, it may breakdown!
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You don't need to be a rocket scientist! So long as when you use the blood pressure monitor and can hear a faint "Five" "five" "five" "five"... this means bad news! Major sickness ... has arrived.. and thus "misfortune" to the family.... If you hear a faint "two" "two" "two" ... this one.. not so bad... still got hope
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1. I was asked to see theschool principal, today. 2. The principal told me that my child is near uncontrollable! If I am unable to "take care" of my child; the school may have to expel him! 3. SOS! Who can I call for help?
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1. We have just started a new business! 2. But before starting our business, we have some UNFINISHED business to do! 3. The only problem is that by the time we have decorated our office, there will not be any space to work! MY GOD! We have no choice but to work at home!
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The Confessions of a Lady Geomancer... 1. When the buying STOPS! The selling CAN! 2. When a CEO of a famous charity wanted to install a gold tap in his office - bathroom toilet; he got caught red-handed when he sued a news-paper.... 3. But when a Feng Shui Master sold in-the-name of Feng Shui products and use her spoils; to install solid gold sinks, taps, and toilet bowls.. no one can falter her, WHY? WHY? WHY?
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1. They say that breast feeding is excellent choice! 2. But there isa modern catergory of "suckers"... These suck our hard earned money dry! They use the "IN-THE-NAME-OF-FENG-SHUI" to sell highly marked up moern commercial products... Who are they! Feng Shui practitioners themselves! 3. It is just too lucrative for them not to do so! In Singapore, 9 out of 10 Geomancers belong to this category! Cavet Emptor! Let the buyer, beware!
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This boss; usually locates his worst worker at this workstation. With the hope that the worker would feel stressed and automatically resigns. How cruel can one get?
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1. Neither, please! I just want a proper mountain to activate my Mountain Star #8! 2. If possible, can you shrink Mount Everest or K2 for me? 3. And deliver it to my home? for free? 4. This is the most effective way to make sure that the mountain star #8 has been properly activated.
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1. I am a housewife looking after #3 children. 2. My #3 children are always fighting, running around, creating nuisance, disturbing the peace.. My home looks like a war zone! 3. My Geomancer says something like #3 is no good! Leads to quarrels, conflicts.. and mental issues... HELP! How to decide which child to discard? SPCA? Any clues?
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1. Some people gain lots of weight by over-eating as they want to drown their sorrows thru food. 2. Some want to forget all the bad things. 3. A father did just that but to his son! He could not get to teach his son some numbers. 4. For example, in his father's vocabuary, his father convienently left out some number.. here goes: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 These are the numbers according to his father... belongs to the first 10 digits of numbers...
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1.Real water in a bath tub = water element rite? 2. How about the tingling sensation of getting a electric shock? Hmm... fire element? Yes or no?
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1. According to the Construction authority; my skull is rated to withstand an impact equivalent of Flying Star #2 but not the more powerful #5! 2. Today, I am very lucky! A small brick equivalent of #2 hit my head. And they were right! My head (skull) was able to withstand #2! 3. Next time, I will be more careful! I will have to wear the hard-hat which is rated to be able to withstand an impact from a #5 equivalent weight! Thank GOD, my thick skull saved me!
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This company does not call itself "Famous Feng Shui" master like some newbies on the internet. However, their Feng Shui prowless is extraordinary! This company is called: MOUNTAIN STAR LTD. You guessed it! They specialise in activating Mountain Star#8! See how this company can help you! Our motto: "We turn dirt into GOLD! 4 U!"
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Instead of having constant bad luck, this person overcame it, some-how. God knows how? Who cares, so long as he climbs out of dangerous situations ... what the heck!
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Help me! Help me! Why? Why? Can Feng Shui help me?
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