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The winner goes to.... THE FENG SHUI EMPORIUM "We GOT lots of BULL! And thus able to give you lots of BULL-SHIT!"
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Butterflies have a relatively short life! And we simply don't want our company to have a short-life also! Remember, don't select the butterfly as a logo! If you do, you will also have a short-life in the company! YOU ARE FIRED!!!!
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Royal Bank of Scotland = Scottish (British) Bank. We are "British" and not American! That is the reason why we have to ask the QUEEN and NOT Obama!
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Let's go green EVERYWHERE! Furthermore, your VOTE is SECRET! Yeah!!
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Our home is guaranteed to enjoy double auspicious #8 at the frontage! As we can always, change the direction of our home's frontage! Can your home do that? Don't tell me that your double auspicious #8's have landed at the kitchen area. What a real PITY!
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Q: What is quantum leap in Feng Shui? A: It is like having a home that SUCKS wealth from the neighborhood! Q: How do you know when it works? A: Look at me in the picture, below! Can't you tell I am happy and prosperous looking, yet equally handsome, rite?
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He now regrets what he had done! How he wished that he does not own any credit cards!
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If each candle denotes 10 years, it means that you are 10 x 3 or 30 years old!
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All Chinese are very particular about getting married on an auspicious date! In fact, 99.99% of all Chinese do check that their wedding date is auspicious (or not).... Some even placed a string on their finger "Don't forget....."
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Only good Feng Shui companies... place this signage in their stores!
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Ideas, can be "borrowed" or "robbed!". In this example, a creative advertising company, decided to "circulate" the same advertisements for all their clients! Makes the graphic work simple as they do not have to create new ones... As well as, they can produce the advertisements cheaper! See how the company do it, below:-
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Let's get married, fast!
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2 stoves = 2 wife 4 stoves = 4 wife 6 stoves = 6 wife no stove? = no wife!
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Just because it looks like a wealth position, may not mean that it is indeed a water wealth position!
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"Rob Peter to pay who? (Paul!) "
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You can check your auspicious dates (FREE) for the next 30 days:- http://dates.geomancy.net or simply dates.geomancy.net
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What is your wealth element? Don't Know!
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What has communism got to do with the Five Elements concept? Do you see RED??
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1. I don't know Shapes and Forms; neither do I know ba zi and Flying Star. But I insist that you must tell me how to have good Feng Shui! 2. Without good recipes or methods like Flying Star and ba zi, how are you going to have good situational awarness that can result in good Feng Shui? Are you dreaming?
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1. If I want to sell something can I use Feng Shui as an excuse? 2. Is Feng Shui a CURE ALL for everything? YES / NO?? Don't Know??
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Unlike the rest of other imitation Feng Shui ring, this RING is for real! This "RING" allows my child to enjoy himself whole-heartedly! i.e. the stadium ring...
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I am a child. But I am trying to rescue my parents marriage! Mum, dad.. here I come.....................................
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Interview excerpts with the MD of the Feng Shui Emporium:- Interviewer: "Sir! Why is the "US" so huge and "you" so small? " MD: "Under Symbolism in Feng Shui, I was told the bigger the fatter MY FISH (which means "US" the better!) While I remembered "YOU" should be small." Interviewer: " Now I understand! Can I ask you a favour? " MD: " Sure! Go Ahead!" Interviewer: " Thanks! In this case, I am asking a refund of $56,000 for all the useless products my wife purchased from YOU! I mean US, no I mean U. What ever "
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Even in a recession, see how this "parasite" makes more money!
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I am very, very afraid, that oil from the ground may run out before I retire! Even if my geomancer says oil is still good; my heart says go with AIG! With tax payer's money... what can go wrong? RITE?
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