Let me share with you what I have seen recently in a Feng Shui Emporium's Managing Director aka MD or Mad Dog's private office... sssshhhhhh!

Interview excerpts with the MD of the Feng Shui Emporium:-

Interviewer: "Sir! Why is the "US" so huge and "you" so small? "

MD: "Under Symbolism in Feng Shui, I was told the bigger the fatter MY FISH (which means "US" the better!) While I remembered "YOU" should be small."

Interviewer: " Now I understand! Can I ask you a favour? "

MD: " Sure! Go Ahead!"

Interviewer: " Thanks! In this case, I am asking a refund of $56,000 for all the useless products my wife purchased from YOU! I mean US, no I mean U. What ever "