The Deng Xiaoping class of aircraft carriers

[Cecil Lee]

Feng Shui friendly: The Deng Xiaoping class of aircraft carriers:

1. Auspicious dates should be chosen for starting foundation work, renovation, the first time on board, and officially moving in to work on the ship.

2. Flying Star Feng Shui should be applied to enhance the “wealth” and “luck” of the aircraft carrier.

3. The aircraft carrier should be equipped with a state‑of‑the‑art Chinese Luopan, and the captain should be a qualified Geomancer. This Geomancer should have experience auditing a home, a shop, a factory, a shopping complex, and should also have worked on a town or city Feng Shui project, since this is considered similar in scale to an aircraft carrier.

4. The Deng Xiaoping class of aircraft carriers MUST be superior to the George Bush or Bill Clinton class American aircraft carriers; otherwise, the manufacturer must take the carrier back and make further improvements.

5. The Deng Xiaoping class of aircraft carriers should be fitted with:

2 x 6 hollow‑rod wind chimes

Each of the four towers should have a clock, based on the Chinese belief that giving or sending a clock symbolizes sending the enemy toward their end. Hurrah!

Take a look at the aircraft carrier now: it uses a concave bagua mirror at the front to draw in wealth, the highest‑level yin‑yang Taichi symbol, and an array of convex mirrors on all sides to deflect enemy torpedoes and more…