Toilet In Relationship Sector

[myfs_90914]

Dear Sir,
I have a attached toilet/bathroom in my master bedroom. I found out that this toilet is in the relationship sector of the house. Since daily flushing of the toilet will certainly flush away any good relationship with spouse and family members, I am thinking of putting a pair of porcelain lovebirds or mandarin ducks to enhance the area. At least with the flushing, there is replenishment or continued preservation of the relationship through the mandarin ducks. I can close the toilet seat before flushing, but there is also the manhole in the shower/bath area. So may not be practical.
Will this action help? If not, then I will not put the mandarin ducks and leave it as it is since there is no remedy.
Thanking you ahead. Rich

[Cecil Lee]

Dear Rich,

In my view, it is generally advisable to refrain from applying the concepts of the Eight Aspirations or Life associations, such as SW equating to the romance sector, etc.

Moreover, if the toilet happens to obstruct our romantic endeavors, it signifies a definitive end; we are indeed in a precarious situation!

Let us consider an alternative viewpoint. Frequently, the toilet transcends the mere notion of the "THRONE" or the WC, which I refer to as the equivalent of the toilet bowl.

In reality, numerous master bathrooms not only feature showers but some even include jacuzzis and bathtubs!

Envision this! I firmly believe that in this world, when discussing "toilet romance," I can assure you that in any city or country, there may be instances where babies are "conceived" in the toilet, perhaps even on the toilet seat! Just picture it! Placing two couples in such a "confined" space!

To be candid, the next time anyone mentions "dirty" toilets, we can also add a twist with "dirty toilet talk," especially if we introduce two couples of the opposite sex into the scenario!

Have you heard this dialogue?

Son: How did I come into existence?

Mother: OH! DEAR ME! I dread this question!

Father: We must be completely honest with our son, DEAR! Why don’t you enlighten him!

Mother: Son (in a trembling voice), "WOULD YOU BELIEVE, YOU WERE CONCEIVED IN THE TOILET?"

Son: HUH? ARE YOU JOKING?

Father: GULP! NO!, Son, this is indeed true! I can attest to it! I HAVE WITNESSED IT ALL!

Son: IT SEEMS ONE DAY, I WILL INHERIT YOUR THRONE!

*BY THE WAY* This conversation among the father, mother, and son occurs within a family of royal lineage!

Let us alter our perception that toilets are not as filthy as they are often portrayed!

Cheers!

 

Warmest Regards,
Cecil

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On 4/3/2004 8:24:50 AM, Anonymous wrote:

Dear Sir,

I have a attached

toilet/bathroom in my master

bedroom. I found out that this

toilet is in the relationship

sector of the house. Since

daily flushing of the toilet

will certainly flush away any

good relationship with spouse

and family members, I am

thinking of putting a pair of

porcelain lovebirds or

mandarin ducks to enhance the

area. At least with the

flushing, there is

replenishment or continued

preservation of the

relationship through the

mandarin ducks. I can close

the toilet seat before

flushing, but there is also

the manhole in the shower/bath

area. So may not be practical.

Will this action help? If not,

then I will not put the

mandarin ducks and leave it as

it is since there is no

remedy.

Thanking you ahead. Rich