Cecil Lee

Fast Food Feng Shui started in early 1980's... a reflection of it, now:- We always hoped that bad practises do regress! But unfortunately, Fast Food Feng Shui, gets crazy and more crazy by the decades.

It is bad enough practiting Fast Food Feng Shui. BUT this is a real case of over-indulgence of Fast Food! Totally unhealthy diet!

How can you do this to me! Activating a "mountain" at a water wealth location! Furthermore, it has given me bruises, blue and black! Although I understand blue and black belongs to the water element! Hey! but this is my skin and bones! You are brusing me only! MORON!!

Further to what I had mentioned, you can view some of the caricatures that I have recently produced on this topic:- SLIDE ONE: http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=24992&new= SLIDE TWO & THREE: http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=24993&new=

It is a pity how some Geomancers are only capable of practising kindergarten Feng Shui! Clue: "Without proper reasoning, the immediatelyclaim thatit is no good to sleep without qi flowing below your bed" Gosh!!!!

The bed bugs sends this message to you: "YOU MADE MINE (OUR) DAY!" Keep on having lots of platform beds, you silly earthlings! Homosapiens!

1. As I’ve often shared, many “Feng Shui” ideas are really just about basic common sense! 2. For instance, there is this odd claim that you must have qi circulating under the bed, and that it’s not good to sleep without “air flowing” beneath you while you sleep. 3. In reality, many millions of people around the world simply sleep directly on a surface. For example, in Japan, people roll out their tatami mats at night to sleep and then roll them back up each morning. 4. However, a fixed platform bed is a little different, as it cannot be moved easily, and this makes it difficult to vacuum or even mop the floor underneath where the platform bed stands.

An illustration of the traditional use of a hulu (bottle gourd) between the sewerage pipe and the stove... http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=24989 (Of-course, if possible, stove should not be belowa sewerage pipe)

Traditionally the hulu or bottle gourd was used under the circumstances where the sewerage pipe is directly above a stove...

That is good news. If there is no where to hang it, then, best to leave it as it is. (As mentioned earlier, hanging a hulu is symbolic)

Teacher, Policeman, Muslim & Geomancer: What have all these four persons in common? Actually, none! Instead, this picture "binds" them in their individual thinking and domain! Morale of the story? One man's meat is another man's poison?

Do you want to advancement in your career? Follow me! No REGRETS!

The Boss can activate the Mountain Star in his personal office room. Although I don't have a room at work, I will make sure that I activate a much bigger and better mountain star at home. He uses symbolic mountain in the form of a painting. BUT, I use REAL landscaping rocks!

I believe this is the first time that you have heard how the painting or embroidery of the 100 birds came about:- 1. One day a Ching Emperor just got married. He was impressed with the Dragon and Phoenix wedding card that an artist had produced for him. 2. He summoned the artist to the court. And this Ching Emperor decreed that the artist must for him a "trophy-painting" of him (the Emperor) with all his concubines in the painting. 3. The Emperor commanded that none of his concubines must be left out else the artist would pay a penalty for each concubine missing in the painting. 4. With the help of the Chief Eunuch, the artist, got the figure of all the concubines in the emperor's court as a total of 100 pretty ladies. 5. However, this artist has a problem! He is good at painting all sorts of animals but never, never the face and features of individuals or persons! 6. One day, he walked past a Chinese brothel! And he got his inspiration! Yes, these girls in the brothel are prostitues! And what is the difference between the Emperor's concubines? Are they also not prostitues to the Emperor? Abet a high class one! 7. Well, since all Chinese prostitues are known as "white chickens"; and since he is famous for painting animals be it cocks, hens, ducks etc...! 8. Thus, this is another spin story of maybe, how that 100 birds painting came about! If he did not tell the emperor, the emperor will never know that the painting deplicts 100 very high class prostitues!

So what if I own a 100 birds painting or embroidery? It is not a crime rite? It is not like I did not have sex with that girl! Sue me! Where is your proof???

They are not free range chickens! They are bred for one purpose, and one purpose only! 100 birds to choose from! For males only...

As metioned previously, the painting or embriodery would often have a large Phoneix bird and many smaller birds flying around.... This link shows a view of a traditinal Chinese wedding card invitation. If you notice carefully, the card shows to the left the Phoneix(female)embraced by the Dragon (male) http://cgi.geomancy.net/mypictures/cgi-bin/mypictures.cgi?action=view&link=Celebrations_And_Festivals/Chinese_Weddings/invitation_cards&image=wedding-f2.gif&img=&tt= The mancho, mancho man may hang a dragon painting to proclaim his manhood. The girlie person would hang a birdie, birdie painting to announce or proclaim the emanicipation of mimie.....

1. Traditionally, the painting you are referring should be a painting with one large bird that is : the mystic Phoenix bird. 2. Many traditional Chinese wedding cards often show on the cover of the card a Dragon embracing a Phoenix. 3. The Dragon represent the male, while the Phoenix represents the female. 4. Based on the Four Symbolic Animal concepts, some Geomancers techically consider Dragon = East and the Phoenix = South. 5. Thus, some geomancers put 2 and 2 together and may out of kindergarten Feng Shui say that you should place this painting at the South wall. Without regard to whether this is a suitable place or not. 6. Other than the mystical Phoenix, other popular birds are the crane (longevity), swallow, magpies and even eagles. 7. Overall, in mandarin, the term bird or niao is actually referring to a male "penis". Thus, 100 birds may symbolically mean 100 penises? Wow... you want an orgy? is it? 8. This is why, birds are always not the first choice for the Chinese. More popular paintings are usually : Koi (carp) fishes, bats, horses and even tigers... 9. Thus, a painting of birds is not as fantastic - piece. Furthermore, "white chicken" in mandarin refers to a prostitute! 10. Luckily I suppose it is not a painting of 100 white chickens! Like, this, might as well open a brothel, rite?

During a recession, some business prosper even more! Guess which ones? How about:- Car repossers? Loan Sharks (illegal money lenders) Medical (as one grows old, does not matter about the economy) Education (more decide to further their studies) any more careers that you have not mentioned? hmmmm....

My Geomancer says that White, Grey and Black are my auspicious colors as I am a weak water person. I am trying to buy a car. And try to choose any of these three colors!

1. This is an inauspicious Airline Logo. No wonder, the planes they fly always crash towards the ground! 2. Never take a flight on this air-line ... please! I beg you! Don't!

Under Ba Zi, the two main careers are assoicated with: Career with wealth and Career with Power and Authority! Which one do you choose?

Quantum Leap in Feng Shui is about sucking wealth from the neighbourhood. Yes, it is not a crime! The difference is I am RICH while you are POOR! The rich gets richer and the poor, poorer!

1. If possible avoid pointed shapes e.g. "diamond shape" or many stars or anything resemble pointed edges or multiple pointed edges designs. 2. Some sectors that have flying star #3 (bad wood) : avoid green wall paper or wall paper with floral plants or these type of wall paper. And if one's ba zi is or such as weak water person, all the more to avoid floral/plants designs. 4. At sectors that have #3 (bad wood) try not to inflame this sector with dolphin type or water element type of wall paper e.g. wavy shapes etc... As water element can inadvertely inflame bad wood #3. (Note: #3 signfies: quarrels, conflicts, lawsuits, scandals type of activies). 5. Avoid pyramid or bright red wall wappers at sectors like NW (which may result in Fire at Heaven's gate - inauspicious for the male of the house) or if a sector has such star(s) or a combination of stars like MS#5 with WS#2 with Base=#9. 6. Generally, bright yellow wall papers - should be avoided in the elderly person's bedroom as a preventitve measure or if the bedroom has bad #5 (bad earth) or Yellow.. 7. If not sure, for example in a children's bedroom, then if ALL THREE MAJOR primarly colours are used on a wall feature, then it is possible to use all the three major primary colours: BRIGHT RED, BRIGHT BLUE, BRIGHT GREEN & (SOME ALSO CONSIDER BRIGHT YELLOW ) as one of the THREE major colours. Thus, if one has a wall paper with all these representations of COLOUR, then no worries... can use all combation of the above. But should any one of the colours are left out, then got to check the sector to see if it can accept a certain colour. Please note that BLACK can replace BRIGHT BLUE. While BROWN can replace BRIGHT GREEN. Note: British English: Colour (Ioften used to theBritishEnglish) American English: Color

1. Yes in the ideal choice, the stove should not be under the "sewerage" pipe. 2. Thus, since your kitchen is quite reasonable sized, it is still possible to consider relocating the stove (permanently). For example, the sink could move and the stove could be on the same length as the sink: provided at least 17inches separate both of them. And if possible, the water pipe should not run immediately below the stove. 3. The tradtional method or "fix" common to Feng Shui, is to hang a hulu between the sewerage pipe and the stove. To confirm, the hulu is "sandwiched" between the two. This is only a symbolic gesture. 4. Ideally the stove should fit the lady of the home's ba zi should it be relocated. And if possible avoid having it directly on the compass bearing NW degree.