Cecil Lee

Blue, black or grey belongs to the water element.. "nothing... else"..

You are now advised to go to your new desk, located next to the toilet. Part of your responsibilities are to collect toilet "money". We really, really, want you to go, soon! No, no, not to the toilet, but out of this office... soon.... And yes, we don't want to retrench you.. We just want you to GO, GO, GO!!!!! This is the best way to make your employer resign!

You don't always have to face West if you are a West group person...if you are not studying .......... please!

Rule #2: If the boss is wrong, refer to Rule #1

Yes, You, Stu-pig!

What story! Don't be lazy! Go figure it yourself! If you really can't understand, this; it implies you are relatively poor in Shapes and Forms observation! You might like to consider experiencing more time and effort under Flying Star Feng Shui! Trust me!

What you mean by too large? If the kitchen is larger than the living room; it is said that the women would control the entire home! In Singapore, she (the women or wife) will become the Minister of Finance at home; while her husband would become the Minister without portfolio.....

1. One day, it is the tax man that is coming after me. 2. The next day, the loan shark poured red paint and scribbled "O$P$". 3. Just yesterday, a ghost, came and left in a hurry!

Some homes have deterrent locks; shared guards and even lots of cactus plots at strategic areas of the house compound!

Good News: Owner will accumulate lots of wealth; own 4 exotic & sports version cars. Bad News: HE HAS NO TIME FOR WIFE AND CHILDREN!

Look what I have done to the cards? Or rather.. what has the cards done to me! Boo... Boo.... Boo.. sob.. sob.. sob.....

How do you know? The symbol says so!

Look out for these symbols! They indicate whether the home is suitable for you or not?

Due to the effects of global warming... our sea-line will definitely rise within the next 20 years or more... This symbol implies: 2019 = house on stiltswill still be OK. 2029 = house will partially be under water! Morale of the Story? Don't buy low lying homes that are close to sea-level! Unless, your home is in Holland!

Beware of this symbol!

How nice, if we each house or apartment can be labelled clearly! For example, in a sales catalogue for a home for sale; we get to see all the various icons / symbols ... highlighting various aspects of a home... But, I will certainly, leave this home alone... if I ever get to see this icon!

1. This home enjoys exceptional luck! 2. As this home is sitting on a huge reserve of BLACK GOLD! 3. How do you know? Because this sign says so! STU-PIG!

1. A weak fire person should use more "wood" element e.g. green... 2. In the Aliens trilogy, the aliens have GREEN blood... 3. Nowadays, the green movement is strong....

1. Nowadays, many seek the advice of Geomancers before committing to a purchasing a home. 2. These are the smart people. 3. The not so smart? Purchased their home and then seek Feng Shui advice? 4. Like this illustration: He earthed himself before, turning on electrical appliances in his toilet.

Even if it is once in a million, sometimes we cannot prevent it.... For example, we can take all the precautions for our home at a "sharp-corner" or "T-junction" but one day.. if that reckless drunkard were to plow his car into our beloved home... how can we prevent him from doing so? Erh.. ban all alcohol sold to people with driving licence? Innocent citizens: "Suggest to the government: please ban all alcohol sold for consumption in Singapore. Like they did in US - during the 1930's?" Comptroller of Tax: "Don't be silly! Alcohol tax is `lucrative` to the government! If we take away alcohol tax, the first time they (government) will is to cut-my fat paycheck! or worse ... retrench me!" Erh Hemmm! OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Many say.. nothing is free! Wait! If you had bought a home that has openings (windows) facing the afternoon sun, don't you think that you will be getting free suntan? It's free rite? What wrong with free? Tell me?

So "strange!" Our homes are next to each other! Yet, my neighbour employed a Geomancer. And the Geomancer tweaked his home into a home with Quantum Leap in Feng Shui. I don't know what this Quantum Leap in Feng Shui? Some kind of Physics experiment? All I know is that my home enjoys ROTTEN luck!

I am trying to activate my mountain star!

1. There is no secret that many of us longed to have some greenery in our (lives) in our homes. 2. Many bring in several pots of plants and when they are too busy; the plants easily die. 3. There is no secret involved in keeping the plants in perpetual longevity! 4. I have always observed in my many walk-arounds of apartments; many homes keep potted plants. And many if not all medium sized to large sized pots have thriving plants.. while all or most small sized pots.. have whiltered plants. 5. Commonsense prevails that witha larger pot; occassional watering may be sufficient in order not to let the plants whilter. And if one is too busy some get away with just watering the plants on weekends.

Ordinary items can be used to activate mountain star #8. But... but.. but... how to activate the mountain star #8 with hay???