Cecil Lee

Yes, You, Stu-pig!

What story! Don't be lazy! Go figure it yourself! If you really can't understand, this; it implies you are relatively poor in Shapes and Forms observation! You might like to consider experiencing more time and effort under Flying Star Feng Shui! Trust me!

What you mean by too large? If the kitchen is larger than the living room; it is said that the women would control the entire home! In Singapore, she (the women or wife) will become the Minister of Finance at home; while her husband would become the Minister without portfolio.....

1. One day, it is the tax man that is coming after me. 2. The next day, the loan shark poured red paint and scribbled "O$P$". 3. Just yesterday, a ghost, came and left in a hurry!

Some homes have deterrent locks; shared guards and even lots of cactus plots at strategic areas of the house compound!

Good News: Owner will accumulate lots of wealth; own 4 exotic & sports version cars. Bad News: HE HAS NO TIME FOR WIFE AND CHILDREN!

Look what I have done to the cards? Or rather.. what has the cards done to me! Boo... Boo.... Boo.. sob.. sob.. sob.....

How do you know? The symbol says so!

Look out for these symbols! They indicate whether the home is suitable for you or not?

Due to the effects of global warming... our sea-line will definitely rise within the next 20 years or more... This symbol implies: 2019 = house on stiltswill still be OK. 2029 = house will partially be under water! Morale of the Story? Don't buy low lying homes that are close to sea-level! Unless, your home is in Holland!

Beware of this symbol!

How nice, if we each house or apartment can be labelled clearly! For example, in a sales catalogue for a home for sale; we get to see all the various icons / symbols ... highlighting various aspects of a home... But, I will certainly, leave this home alone... if I ever get to see this icon!

1. This home enjoys exceptional luck! 2. As this home is sitting on a huge reserve of BLACK GOLD! 3. How do you know? Because this sign says so! STU-PIG!

1. A weak fire person should use more "wood" element e.g. green... 2. In the Aliens trilogy, the aliens have GREEN blood... 3. Nowadays, the green movement is strong....

1. Nowadays, many seek the advice of Geomancers before committing to a purchasing a home. 2. These are the smart people. 3. The not so smart? Purchased their home and then seek Feng Shui advice? 4. Like this illustration: He earthed himself before, turning on electrical appliances in his toilet.

Even if it is once in a million, sometimes we cannot prevent it.... For example, we can take all the precautions for our home at a "sharp-corner" or "T-junction" but one day.. if that reckless drunkard were to plow his car into our beloved home... how can we prevent him from doing so? Erh.. ban all alcohol sold to people with driving licence? Innocent citizens: "Suggest to the government: please ban all alcohol sold for consumption in Singapore. Like they did in US - during the 1930's?" Comptroller of Tax: "Don't be silly! Alcohol tax is `lucrative` to the government! If we take away alcohol tax, the first time they (government) will is to cut-my fat paycheck! or worse ... retrench me!" Erh Hemmm! OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Many say.. nothing is free! Wait! If you had bought a home that has openings (windows) facing the afternoon sun, don't you think that you will be getting free suntan? It's free rite? What wrong with free? Tell me?

So "strange!" Our homes are next to each other! Yet, my neighbour employed a Geomancer. And the Geomancer tweaked his home into a home with Quantum Leap in Feng Shui. I don't know what this Quantum Leap in Feng Shui? Some kind of Physics experiment? All I know is that my home enjoys ROTTEN luck!

I am trying to activate my mountain star!

1. There is no secret that many of us longed to have some greenery in our (lives) in our homes. 2. Many bring in several pots of plants and when they are too busy; the plants easily die. 3. There is no secret involved in keeping the plants in perpetual longevity! 4. I have always observed in my many walk-arounds of apartments; many homes keep potted plants. And many if not all medium sized to large sized pots have thriving plants.. while all or most small sized pots.. have whiltered plants. 5. Commonsense prevails that witha larger pot; occassional watering may be sufficient in order not to let the plants whilter. And if one is too busy some get away with just watering the plants on weekends.

Ordinary items can be used to activate mountain star #8. But... but.. but... how to activate the mountain star #8 with hay???

One of the best key success stories of a landed property are the birds, the bees and the trees - good landscaping. One cannot simply havea concrete jungle but rather, a good eco system of trees, bees, birds, butterflies, grasshoppers ........

Directly, trees not only provide shade but sustains an ecocosm of life of insects and other creatures especially birds. Landscaping in a condominium, landed property, surrounding greens and plants in common areas of government housing estates add to an overall better bigger picture of Macro Feng Shui. Singapore's 10 most common trees according to National Parks Board are as follow:- 1. Angsana 2. Sea Apple 3. Sea Almond 4. Trumpet Tree 5. Tembusu 6. Saga 7. Rain Tree 8. Yellow Flame 9. Senegal Mahogony 10. Broad-Leaf Mahogony

1. Apologies, the photos are not that clear. But I hope you can understand the concept, here. 2. For the Chinese, it is considered inauspicious to hang a row of three-pendant lights in a straight line. 3. This is especially so, if it can be seen immediately when one come into a home. 4. For example, often may condos have a short entrance and the dining table is in full view of it. Here, many Chinese avoid hanging a string of three-pendant lights. 5. Why is this so? The three-pendant light is symbolic of three joss-stickers that we (Chinese) pray - or give respect to the dead at a Chinese wake (funeral parlour). 6. No worries, if we do have a row of three-straight pendant lights; then, we can follow the examples under attachments: CASCADING-LIGHTS.JPG AND CASCADING-LIGHTS1.JPG 6.1. Here, we just either:- 6.1.1. Shorten slightly the wires holding the middle pendant light: refer to cascading-lights.jpg or 6.1.2. Stagger the wires of each of the three pendant lights: refer to cascading-lights1.jpg 6.2. In this way, we don't need to totally replace an existing three pendant lights. Note: Apologies again, the pictures may not be that clear. As there is some lights turned on-behind one of the pendand lights and the image is shaky... (courtesy of 1st gen Ipod 3G)

Asians are familiar with this plant. As it's essence is used to flavour Nonya cakes and used in many deserts and there is even a pandan cake. Some Singapore Taxi drivers and even Singaporeans place a bunch of this pandan plant in their car. To them, it is believed that cockroaches dislike this plant and thus is used as a natural method of getting rid of roaches in a home or car. To many from overseas, they may find this smell as pungent as smelling the local durian fruit. The family name of this plant is: Pandanaceae and it's common name is called fragrance pandan. This plant is relatively easy to grown in a home. And is also one of the all time favourites of households or Singapore flat "gardeners". Synonym: P. odorus, P. amaryllifolius Origin of this plant is: South East Asia.