Cecil Lee

Feng Shui Emporium says... " When you buy our products, the SHIT is with YOU! " "Customers are LIKE SHIT! We SHIT you EAT IT!" "We BULL and you keep the SHIT" "Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit... a thousand SHIT to YOU!"

Butterflies have a relatively short life! And we simply don't want our company to have a short-life also! Remember, don't select the butterfly as a logo! If you do, you will also have a short-life in the company! YOU ARE FIRED!!!!

Royal Bank of Scotland = Scottish (British) Bank. We are "British" and not American! That is the reason why we have to ask the QUEEN and NOT Obama!

We must change people's perception of us! Even if we can't, at least, we can "elephant our way around" and bull-doze those who go against us!" It is either YOU or US! We prefer US than YOU! So get lost! Else we will terminate your insurance! GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's go green EVERYWHERE! Furthermore, your VOTE is SECRET! Yeah!!

You might want to see this caricature:- http://forum.geomancy.net/phpforum/article.php?bid=2&fid=29&mid=24881&new=

Our home is guaranteed to enjoy double auspicious #8 at the frontage! As we can always, change the direction of our home's frontage! Can your home do that? Don't tell me that your double auspicious #8's have landed at the kitchen area. What a real PITY!

Q: What is quantum leap in Feng Shui? A: It is like having a home that SUCKS wealth from the neighborhood! Q: How do you know when it works? A: Look at me in the picture, below! Can't you tell I am happy and prosperous looking, yet equally handsome, rite?

He now regrets what he had done! How he wished that he does not own any credit cards!

If each candle denotes 10 years, it means that you are 10 x 3 or 30 years old!

1. Generally, it is considered "a real pity" that the double auspicious #8's are "trapped - or for some - directly burned by the stove". 2. Overall, thus the gist of it is " what a pity! ". 3. The most natural thing is always good to have double auspicious #8's at the frontage e.g. the living room area - where natural flow of air (and good qi can come in). 4. One may try to activate the mountain star - but to activate a water position, is a double edged sword ina kitchen area. Hopefully, the compass cardinal points is not directly at "wealth loss" locations such as the bin (dustbin chute area) or the washing machine. It is much worse if the wealth sector is directy within the rubbish - dustbin - chute or as mentioned the washing machine. As the "shaking" of the washing machine is considered bad for "wealth luck".

1. Frankly, the number of pillars and glass is more symbolic or based on cultural preferences like Cantonese dialect group seems not to like 4 etc... 2. Other considerations include having an auspicious width of the partition. Most of the time, for government Housing Board flats, if the main door is immediately next to a side of a wall, then often, an optimium width of the partition is between 106 to 109 cm and if more exact, it could be 107 cm. Some partitions can be longer approximately 127 cm thereabouts.

1. Usually, both Shapes and Forms Feng Shui and Compass School Feng Shui is used to properly determine whether a location is suitable for the placement of a water feature. 2. Thus, it may or may not be left or right side of the door. 3. Compass School Feng Shui prominently uses Flying Star Feng Shui to detect water wealth location. While Shapes and Forms, has a bit of commonsense, as it would not be practical to have a water feature at the entrance if it blocks or hinders movement in and out of the home. 4. What you are asking is close to "trial and error" or something like - might as well as flip a coin = 5. Thus, Feng Shui is about making an analysis to determine, yes or no, left side or right side. If proper extensive Feng Shui is so easy, then .. this is not the way to do so. Paula K. wrote: What is the proper placement of a water feature in a home's foyer, to the right or left of door? Thanks

1. As this year the #5 misfortune /sickness sector is at North, it is strongly advisable to see if one can delay installation of the grille and windows until (if possible) after Chinese New Year, next year. 2. The #5 has often to do with health issues and sometimes unexpected serious accidents. 3. Hopefully that the compass readings is done correctly as this year also, Grand Duke this year is North-North-East, 30 Degree. Which is very close-by to the North sector. 4. Yes, if you really need to, select a good date for the "dong tu". Anonymous wrote: Hi Cecil, We have moved into the house 6 months ago and are intending to install grills and windows at our backyard, which is in the North sector of the house. Is it not advisable to do so? If we really have to do it, what do we need to take note of? Just select an auspicious date based on our ba zi and do the "dong tu" knock wall procedure? I have attached the floor plan for your reference. Thanks much, Jo

As far as I can, I have tried my very best to give you a graphic illustration of what is : the Chinese Holy Trinity of Luck! Good Luck!

All Chinese are very particular about getting married on an auspicious date! In fact, 99.99% of all Chinese do check that their wedding date is auspicious (or not).... Some even placed a string on their finger "Don't forget....."

Please note that:- 1. It is good to use frosted glass or sand blasted glass "side" facing the main entrance door. 2. Contrary to popular belief, a partition need not be "air-tight":- 2.1.Need not reach towards the ceiling 2.2. Some people try to avoid "four bars"or even for "strips of vertical " glass or beams. Especially the Cantonese dialect group view it as inauspicious as it represents = 4 = "death".

Only good Feng Shui companies... place this signage in their stores!

Ideas, can be "borrowed" or "robbed!". In this example, a creative advertising company, decided to "circulate" the same advertisements for all their clients! Makes the graphic work simple as they do not have to create new ones... As well as, they can produce the advertisements cheaper! See how the company do it, below:-

To save on advertisement, this former "pills" vendor decided to change to selling Feng Shuiproducts......

Many are simply content just hoping to buy commercial products to "beautify" their home. BUT forgot that there are "wealth" leaks that are more crucial and need to be fixed-first! Are you one of them?

Further to what I had mentioned, I will be more concerned if it is 100 bats "flying" away as unlike birds (which is not highly regarded unless it is the stork - long life), the bats are reverered - and highly regarded. As the phonetic sound of bats is that of good fortune and often denotes happiness! And often 5 bats symbolises "five blessings" in life!

Let's get married, fast!

1. Frankly, this question that you had posted is relatively new, as I have yet to come across such a question. 2. Let's look at another painting. Some feel that a painting such as those famous horses, may face both ways! Some felt that horses (especially) those wild horses should be running "out of the home". To these people, they consider it good as these "wild horses" should be running "freely" instead of running into a home. While there are paintings also of even 100 or 1000 horses and some felt that they should be facing inwards (towards the home) not facing a door or a window for that matter. 3. For birds, many Chinese felt that one should not cage a bird. And there are those who felt that having a caged bird in a home is considered "inauspicious" as it is like having these birds (caged) as a prisoner at home. 4. I believe a few years back, there was this advertisement where the famous male actor (of Lady in red) for now can't recall his name used his visa card to help pay for the purchase of 100's of birds to be released by a "poor" countryside girl! 5. I would feel very happy to have such a painting of yours having the birds "released" (symbolically) throw the window! As birds (doves) are suppose to be flying freely - not caged in i.e. facing inwards into one's home! For me, this is my personal interpretation! I believe many have your own ideas! Frankly, there is no right or wrong answers, here!

Have no control over how others determine your ba zi element. However, can assure you that you should be a weak metal person. There are many reasons. For example, some do not consider the House of Life and House of Conception in their analysis nor take into consideration many other factors. Thus, we don't control how others do their analysis.