Cecil Lee

This home is known as "full of flower of romance"! Amor, Amor, Amor...........

DBS, There is a reason why, your seat has it's back against a door! We want to see you .... go out, faster!

THE DEVELOPMENT BANK OF SINGAPORE *JOKE* A local bank has decided to retrench 900 staff before Christmas, this year. The CEO, asked one of his Senior Managers (SM), if you were to decide who to go, I like to know how you select those to be retrenched. The Smart Senior Manager (SM), first asked a question of his CEO: "Sir, may I know what Chinese zodiac sign are you?" CEO.... wondering why his SM asked this question. But, being curious, the CEO said: "Oh, I am a horse!". SM: "Thanks! I know who we should "get rid off" (retrenched)!" CEO: "Wow, I think I found the right person! You have a strong conviction. Curious, what is your choice and why?" SM: "1. Both of us are a horse". "2. According to the Chinese zodiac, Horse's worst enemy is the RAT". SM: "By getting rid of the rat, you are doing a good service to all of us - horses!" CEO: " I am impressed!" "But, I cannot implement your suggestion!" SM: "WHY?" CEO: "The Chairman is a RAT!" SM: "Oops!" -------------------------------------------------- Later that day, the Chairman sent a pink slip to all those born in the year of the HORSE! Get it??

External Shapes and Forms Feng Shui is very important! Often, if your building does not "suck" your neighbour's wealth, nevermind! Just make sure that your neighbour does not suck wealth from you building! For example, Development Bank of Singapore HQ are squarish: earth building. While United Overseas Bank is tall and thin. Much like a tree or belonging to the wood element. Under the Five elements concept, imagine wood element as a tree with roots. The roots, will gradually penetrate the earth and "suck" wealth from it.

What happens if the world is RULED by bossess who are obsessed with Chinese Astrology.. not your productivity...

Source: http://www.lovesigns.net What happens if the BOSS is a "Horse" while his staff is a "Rat"?

Althought there is such a thing as hourly or even "minutes" Feng Shui, ask yourself a question: Is it practical to do so? This BOSS thinks it is practical! BUT, his staff don't seem to think, so... So who is correct?

Is there such thing as an auspicious length and width for a Company Signage?

Selling products are lucrative and BIG business! Remember, Jaws?

"Search and Destroy" Flying star #3 to improve Human (Man) Luck!

In the year of the OX, there will be lots of "constructive" competition! Make sure that you "delight your customer"

Before taking up a Geomancer's service, try to check out whether the Geomancer sells modern commercial products? Often, some would later encounter: Geomancer: "You should buy this painting" YOU (the victim): "Come to my shop, I have this "special" item"

The Year of the Ox or is it the Year of the Cow? Ox only supplies brute strength to plow the land and also it's meat can be eaten! The cow can also supply meat! But best, it can continuously supply MILK! The only thing is I am from CHINA!

This interview was captured on Saturday, November 8, 2008. Master 0x, was asked what will be the outlook for 2009, from his personal feelings. Master Ox, has this to say....

When the buying stops, the selling can! This product will certainly be guaranteed to enrich the SELLER! Remember: Before engaging a Feng Shui practitioner, check their website to see if these people sell any commercial products! Don't get cheated by them!

Black or white? Dark or Bright? Hard or Soft? Obama or Mclain? Ebony or Ivory?

1. Search for the term "Quantum Leap" in Feng Shui and you may understand what is meant by " the rich gets richer and the poor? To hell (the poor) with them!" 2. Some are not born with a silver spoon. But had silver spoon placed into their mouths! 3. Quantum leap is like "sucking" wealth at the expense of your neighbours!

Our human anatomy is "fixed". But there is nothing "fixed" about the art and science of Feng Shui (Geomancy!)

1. Glad that you find our website useful. 2. Yes, it is best to have the stove installed. As it is one of the most important items (affecting health and wealth) for a family especially if one moves or try to move-in for the first time. 3. In the past, if the main stove is not installed, those who also use an alternative charcoal stove may move in .. but need to "use" it for the first time. 4. Minor touch up of the ceiling is fine! BUT, it is best that you are aware where is your North and South sector of the new home! As this year, North = Tai Sui and South is the three killings. When the minor touch up of the ceiling is to be done at one of these two sectors, try not to stand there and supervise. Just pretend to be elsewhere and not see the actual work to be done! (aka kiasu abit)

Hey! We are not counterfeiters! We are the Treasury! Quick! What is the fastest way to accumulate wealth? Call MY GEOMANCER, NOW! To: the White house and Treasury, first!

If Geomancers have their way, the U.S. Treasury Department's new logo could look like this:-

Tell me! What has Feng Shui to do with Lehman Brother's bankruptcy? How come some Feng Shui practitioners use Feng Shui to create complicated sound like "Lehman Brother's derivative products?" It should not be so complicated!

Behind a "bush", someone called out for HELP! Sorry, what do you mean? Elder bush or younger bush? How can a bush "call for help?", please?

Make sure that you service the Queue ticketing system ... else........